Dear Ann Landers: I was telling my 6-year old last night about how my office is gathering hair to send to the Gulf because there is a new technology that uses hair to soak up oil. Not 30 minutes later, I was shaving my legs in the tub and he came into chat and then proceeded to tell me that “I had enough hair on my legs to clean up AT LEAST half of the Gulf of Mexico.” Nice. Hmmmm.